Saturday, March 18, 2006

Top Ten Things I Love About Baseball Season

10) Players with funny batting stances/habits (i.e. Craig Counsell, Hideki Matsui, et al.)
9) Non-steroid induced home runs
8) Singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” during the seventh inning stretch
7) Fights breaking out during Subway Series games
6) Baseball players’ bubbly butts in their tight uniforms
5) Bitter Mets fans getting bored and randomly chanting "Yankees Suck"
4) Getting drunk at 2PM without people bothering you about your drinking problem
3) Hot dogs, nachos and little sundaes in mini Mets caps
2) Sneaking water coolers filled with beer into Shea Stadium with Julia
1) David Wright *drool*

Two more weeks! Counting the minutes...



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