Friday, March 10, 2006


Surely this is what dying feels like...

Can someone tell me how I lost my nose ring? Whaddafuk?

Can someone also tell me how I got to work? I had to stop to barf twice though. That's the sweetness right there.

Happy Friday everyone.

B, write a post you shitmonkey.


10:00AM - Barf count - 3

Coffee isn't the best in reverse. Feeling better though. Looked in mirror, realized I look like a bowl of steaming shit. If anyone asks, I'll tell them I'm Bulimic. Eating disorders are tres chic nowadays thanks to Lindsey Lohan.

Yes, I am aware that I'm going to hell.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never saw you with the ring, I like the diamond much better.

2:04 PM  

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