Hungover
Surely this is what dying feels like...
Can someone tell me how I lost my nose ring? Whaddafuk?
Can someone also tell me how I got to work? I had to stop to barf twice though. That's the sweetness right there.
Happy Friday everyone.
B, write a post you shitmonkey.
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10:00AM - Barf count - 3
Coffee isn't the best in reverse. Feeling better though. Looked in mirror, realized I look like a bowl of steaming shit. If anyone asks, I'll tell them I'm Bulimic. Eating disorders are tres chic nowadays thanks to Lindsey Lohan.
Yes, I am aware that I'm going to hell.
-L
Can someone tell me how I lost my nose ring? Whaddafuk?
Can someone also tell me how I got to work? I had to stop to barf twice though. That's the sweetness right there.
Happy Friday everyone.
B, write a post you shitmonkey.
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10:00AM - Barf count - 3
Coffee isn't the best in reverse. Feeling better though. Looked in mirror, realized I look like a bowl of steaming shit. If anyone asks, I'll tell them I'm Bulimic. Eating disorders are tres chic nowadays thanks to Lindsey Lohan.
Yes, I am aware that I'm going to hell.
-L
posted by CEO of the World at 9:09 AM
1 Comments:
Never saw you with the ring, I like the diamond much better.
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