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It's not good to have writer's block when you're supposed to write for work.
Does anyone want to lend some pearls of wisdom about SUVs? I'm considering writing "don't get one unless you're a douchebag" and being done with it.
-L (With apologies to all the douchebags who own SUVs)
Does anyone want to lend some pearls of wisdom about SUVs? I'm considering writing "don't get one unless you're a douchebag" and being done with it.
-L (With apologies to all the douchebags who own SUVs)
posted by CEO of the World at 4:31 PM
1 Comments:
Don't buy one if you are a tiny, bossy blonde trophy wife, who had plastic surgery right after delivering her children. Especially if you are going to cut me off because you didn't bother to shoulder check while talking on a cell and putting on make-up.
Don't get the one with the TV. Teach your kids to read...
Don't buy one if you have never left the city in your life and never intend to leave except to fly to another huge city.
Just because you put a roof rack on the SUV does not make it okay or make you cooler, Mr. Weekend-warrior-wannabe.
Yeah, yeah, I know -venom central, but I live in a Canadian city where 70% of all vehicles are SUV's and no-one knows how to drive them. (Calgary has the worst drivers in North America) We are 45 minutes away from the mountains and all these behemoths do is drive from the heated garage at home in the suburbs to the underground parking at work. Geez.
Also - what is with the luxury version of SUV's? Isn't that a little odd? Last week, I saw a Lincon pick-up truck.
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