Lesbanims

"Is that man or woman?"

"That's Ellen Degeneres, Mom."

"Man or woman?"

"Woman."

"She look like man."

"She's a lesbian comedian. She's really famous here."

"Ah, that explain. Lesbian look like man."

"Jesus Christ."

"When we sell old apartment to those lesbian lady, one of them come to pay deposit. I expect woman, but man come!"

"So they weren't lesbians?"

"No, no, she was woman! But she look like man. See, even lesbian, one of them have to be man."

"Oh my God Mom."

I guess she kind of has a point there though. Why are certain gay men attracted to feminine men and certain gay women attracted to masculine women? Doesn't that go against the whole point?

The mysteries of life.

-L