The Block
I've got a wicked case of writer's block, so bear with me.
Feel free to throw out some topics you'd like to hear me riff about. Like...tampon strings, for instance. Does that "super absorbent string" that they advertise for those Tampax Pearl tampons actually make a fucking difference? Come on now...
Anyway, until I unblock the block, I'd like to take a little survey: How many men use the "shortcut hole" in their boxers when they take a piss?
So far, of the men I've asked, it's been pretty 50/50.
-L
Feel free to throw out some topics you'd like to hear me riff about. Like...tampon strings, for instance. Does that "super absorbent string" that they advertise for those Tampax Pearl tampons actually make a fucking difference? Come on now...
Anyway, until I unblock the block, I'd like to take a little survey: How many men use the "shortcut hole" in their boxers when they take a piss?
So far, of the men I've asked, it's been pretty 50/50.
-L
posted by CEO of the World at 10:12 AM
10 Comments:
I don't use the hole. It takes too long to get it through, like trying to put on a jacket when the other sleeve is inside out. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I don't imagine the absorbant string would make a whole lot of difference, but I'm not going to be conned into finding out.
"How many men use the "shortcut hole" in their boxers when they take a piss?"
Depending on how I feel, I use the hole but I can do both ways.
"I've got a wicked case of writer's block, so bear with me."
Sucks doesn't it? I'm writing up a post right now and I'm already throwing some blanks. I think I'll watch some TV until I get some more ideas. Here is a feature I've been working on-What is up with the weird dating shows such as Date my Mom or Parental Control? Also, would you ever go on a dating show?
Yeah, I use the hole mostly. Easier to do one handed IMO and provides less restriction of flow due to pressure
That is a negative on using the little hole. But I think it carried over from wearing tighty whities as a child. The hole is a lot more difficult to use on the tighty whities.... Ok that might have gone to a weird place.
Love using the 'hole'. It saves so much time (down with the zipper and away you go) and keeps you looking from a kid with your pants all undone in the front of toilet.
The shortcut hole is there for comedy purposes only. I don't care what anyone tells me.
Do you leave the bed if you have to fart when you're having sex? That's the question that I want answered and recorded for posterity.
I wasn't even aware that some people did that. I've always used the shortcut hole, although I'll admit it is a pain to get out sometimes, especially if your boxers aren't quite lined up properly. I'm surprised any man would prefer to stand in front of the urinal, open his pants completely and yank the undies down below crotch level in a public place. Come on, now. It's not like we look but we don't want to notice that sort of thing.
Heh... I learned something new about men's bathroom habits while reading a female's blog.
This is dreadfully one-sided, what about girl pants??
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