Wednesday, May 03, 2006

The Block

I've got a wicked case of writer's block, so bear with me.

Feel free to throw out some topics you'd like to hear me riff about. Like...tampon strings, for instance. Does that "super absorbent string" that they advertise for those Tampax Pearl tampons actually make a fucking difference? Come on now...

Anyway, until I unblock the block, I'd like to take a little survey: How many men use the "shortcut hole" in their boxers when they take a piss?

So far, of the men I've asked, it's been pretty 50/50.

-L

14 Comments:

Anonymous with sprinkles said...

I don't use the hole. It takes too long to get it through, like trying to put on a jacket when the other sleeve is inside out. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Zelda said...

I don't imagine the absorbant string would make a whole lot of difference, but I'm not going to be conned into finding out.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Gamer C. said...

"How many men use the "shortcut hole" in their boxers when they take a piss?"

Depending on how I feel, I use the hole but I can do both ways.

"I've got a wicked case of writer's block, so bear with me."

Sucks doesn't it? I'm writing up a post right now and I'm already throwing some blanks. I think I'll watch some TV until I get some more ideas. Here is a feature I've been working on-What is up with the weird dating shows such as Date my Mom or Parental Control? Also, would you ever go on a dating show?

2:00 PM  
Anonymous D said...

Yeah, I use the hole mostly. Easier to do one handed IMO and provides less restriction of flow due to pressure

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a negative on using the little hole. But I think it carried over from wearing tighty whities as a child. The hole is a lot more difficult to use on the tighty whities.... Ok that might have gone to a weird place.

8:14 PM  
Blogger Luka said...

Love using the 'hole'. It saves so much time (down with the zipper and away you go) and keeps you looking from a kid with your pants all undone in the front of toilet.

11:27 PM  
Blogger Dog said...

Did it once as a kid. It got kinda messy so I stopped doing it.

3:53 AM  
Anonymous Lolo said...

The shortcut hole is there for comedy purposes only. I don't care what anyone tells me.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Pat said...

Shortcut hole? You mean the large slit that comes in every pair of boxers? I don't see how one could not use it. Are there people out there pulling down their underwear past their ass to take a piss?

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Lolo said...

Do you leave the bed if you have to fart when you're having sex? That's the question that I want answered and recorded for posterity.

10:28 AM  
Blogger CEO of the World said...

Some people pull it out over the elastic waistband, not pull their underwear all the way down past their ass.

-L

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Matt said...

I wasn't even aware that some people did that. I've always used the shortcut hole, although I'll admit it is a pain to get out sometimes, especially if your boxers aren't quite lined up properly. I'm surprised any man would prefer to stand in front of the urinal, open his pants completely and yank the undies down below crotch level in a public place. Come on, now. It's not like we look but we don't want to notice that sort of thing.

Heh... I learned something new about men's bathroom habits while reading a female's blog.

4:45 PM  
Blogger wdegraw said...

I'm a pull them down to my ass kind of guy. I bought a pair of 501 Jeans with buttons that I can never open. By the time I get them open I have to go really bad so rather than piss myself I go all out. When I'm pissing with my 5 year old, its like a scene from that Sandler movie when he adopts the kid. Both of us, side by side, pants around our ankles.

12:06 AM  
Blogger Minx said...

This is dreadfully one-sided, what about girl pants??

7:37 AM  

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